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Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
PLEASE - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn`t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won`t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
If you`ve ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you`ve seen me wrapping Christmas presents.
If you listen real closely to my kids arguing tonight, you`ll hear the sound of me pouring a glass of wine.
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
To the 84yo woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby ;)
I always see more people walking into Sam`s Club than out of Sam`s Club, but the meat`s cheap, so I don`t ask questions.
GIRLS: To make a guy panic, simply ask, " Notice anything different?`... works EVERY time
Whenever I tell the cashier to ‘keep the change`, it takes everything in my power not to call them a filthy animal.
There I was, watching a advertisement when a YouTube video rudely interrupts it...
I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs
I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she`ll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?