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Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
Let`s go to my place and do the things I`ll tell everyone we did anyway.
On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
I`m really tired but it`s OK. There`s a nap for that.
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
My fridge is so full of beer ... I`m going to have to drink my way back to the food or starve.
On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
wants to rock and roll all night
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
Actually officer, if you factor in the earth`s rotation, we were all speeding.
I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
My sex life is like a Ferrari ... I don`t have a Ferrari
Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.