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I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
?-- that guy is cute ?
I`m not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing!!
You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
I want to be something scary for Halloween so I am going as a positive pregnancy test......
That message felt like a great idea until I hit send.
We get it poets: things are like other things
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Sometimes just to annoy my therapist, I ask him, "So how does my lack of progress make you feel?"
You know a guy likes you when his pants give you a thumbs up ;)
Bacon is the only exception that does not fall under the 5 second rule for dropped food.
Couldn`t stay awake sitting on the couch, so I laid down in bed to make sure I wouldn`t fall asleep
My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
Iām still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I`m unsure of