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Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
That moment you realize that the person who proofread Hitler`s speeches was indeed a Grammar Nazi.
Lazy Fact #69302246777573 - You were too lazy to read that number.
Why doesn’t McDonalds have an order taking microphone on both sides of the car, yet?
This status is mine....I licked it.
I wonder how many messengers were killed before they came up with the saying.
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
I guess I’ll take my Christmas tree down today.
Did the Baha Men ever find their dogs? Did they put up posters or just sing that song?
I paid My 11 year old $10 to do the dishes, then on her way to the bathroom I mugged her...because, you know, life lesson.
I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin.
Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
Cops don’t like it when you ask them “Need some help?” especially when you’re wearing a Batman costume.
24 astronauts were born in Ohio.....What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
I feel like we really lowered our expectations of what constitutes magic when we began using it to describe markers