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To those girls who always put"CRYING" at the end of every status, seriously what do you expect us to do, inbox you a tissue?
Note to self: It`s time to grow up, be responsible, and act like an adult. Self to Note: Shut the f*ck up.
PLEASE - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn`t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won`t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written "f*ck off forever" instead of "keep in touch" in your yearbook.
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness....NO WE WON`T!!
I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
If money cant buy happiness,explain beer!
Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold.
I don`t drink to forget my problems. I drink because I survived them!
I snuck popcorn into the movie theater but they won’t let me use their microwave.
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor’s trash so you don’t get robbed.
Having plans sounds great until you realize you have to put on clothes and actually leave the house.