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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Wanna know what it`s like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea!
"Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
$100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
I don`t know about you....but I have thought about running away from home way more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
I wish I loved anything as much as rappers love female dogs and gardening tools.
Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
If I`m in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet
When it comes to speaking Spanish I know the essentials. "Taco, nacho, burrito, cheeto, frito & no comprendo."
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?