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I have a great relationship with Alcohol..
I just drink until the sadness becomes hilarious.
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Whenever there is an awkward silence try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you`ve been wearing the same outfit all week is you.
The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
That awkward moment when your parents donโt appreciate the hilarious child they have.
I have this empty feeling inside of me. Wait, there`s my drink.
I wish I had the balls to be a juggler.
My wife told me I suffer from a lack of imagination. I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination." That showed her.
No one your age has any idea what they`re doing either. No matter what age you are.
If you never jumped from sofa to sofa as a kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.
If you wake up with a chick and you dont know her name, take her to starbucks, they`ll write it on the cup.
gua suka sama kamu