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Of all the things I have lost in life I mis my mind the most
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
Don`t forget to get offended today by some retarded sh!t that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
You just dont know how dumb you are until you get a little smarter
Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
Caterpillars have it made. They eat a lot, go to sleep, then wake up beautiful.
It`s been discovered that 1% of the population is allergic to Gluten. The other 99% are sick and tired of hearing about it......
Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well…my phone number for a start.
Is there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?
Conserve energy: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss