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I shouldn`t have to work. People should just pay me for being awesome.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesnβt reach very far.
For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
I`m not fat, God gave me built in airbags because I`m so precious.
My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I`m just glad to be involved.
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
My favorite drink is the fullest one on the table.
Not sure what my spirit animal is, but I am sure it has rabies
Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.
I took part in the sun tan world championships this weekend. I got bronze.
I know I don`t look like it but I`m really good looking!
If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
Someone once told me, βGO FOR BROKEβ !! Iβm happy to report that I succeededβ¦