Daily Silly Status

I shouldn`t have to work. People should just pay me for being awesome.

So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m

I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.

For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...

I`m not fat, God gave me built in airbags because I`m so precious.

My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I`m just glad to be involved.

One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine

My favorite drink is the fullest one on the table.

Not sure what my spirit animal is, but I am sure it has rabies

Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.

I took part in the sun tan world championships this weekend. I got bronze.

I know I don`t look like it but I`m really good looking!

If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.

It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.

Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…