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If you ever question yourself, your life choices, your sanity...just watch an episode of Hoarders and you`ll be all good.
Girls must buy $500 purses just to impress other girls. No guy has ever said "Bro, she was ugly...but that purse...
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn`t doing his part of the chores around here
Law enforcement`s cracking down on texting while driving, but there`s no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof.
The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that`s not a risk I`m willing to take.
Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I`m ready now.
At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
Why do grown ups pay to go to gyms to exercise on expensive equipment? Can`t we meet at a park after work and play tag until dark?
"Are you even listening to me?" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation.
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
Is there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. It`s true... The less I see of someone, the more I like them!
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.