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Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
I don`t mind sharing the highway with other people. I just wish they`d use the part behind me.
Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
I just read that Lindsay Lohan is headed for rehab. It`s like 2008 all over again. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or 2011. Or 2012
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
"Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
My shrink says if I take these pills I won`t see you guys anymore.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun. Jill, the dill, Forgot her pill, And now they have a son.
Oh, so you are thinking about me? I am also thinking about myself.....
I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.
Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is `What is never the answer?`