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I`m at my most judgmental when standing behind someone in a buffet line.
People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
Drinking coffee in the afternoon is like eating the mushroom that makes you big in Super Mario.
Is it just me or does chocolate taste even better late at night, hence the the last four letters of the word chocoLATE?!
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he`s disqualified.
I really would like to take a yoga class. But I really can`t trust my farts.
I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole apple thing went for Adam & Eve.
No matter which path you choose, there will always be some asshole in front of you trying to make a left.
I knew we were gonna be friends when you ran into that wall.
All my life I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now
Did you ever wonder why the cat was in the bag in the first place?
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.