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I’ve made some mistakes I wish I could make again.
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Checklist: Poke People ? Delete People ? Block People ? Send Friend Requests ? Accept Friend Requests ? Ignore Chats ? Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ?....Morning chores all done.
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
superbowl: the only time I actually look forward to watching commericals.
You have advice? For me? I have a $5 Starbucks gift card that`s older than you.
the kids next door have challenged me to a water balloon fight. just updating my status while waiting on the water to boil.
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
You can`t be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn`t work that way...your already hard to want
U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
Pointing out the food you just dropped on the floor to your dog because you`re too lazy to clean it.
I`ve come to the sad realization nobody will ever triumphantly pour Gatorade on me for any reason
I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
Let’s be the generation that stops putting things in our butts and having to go to the emergency room to get them taken out, shall we?