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Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
I hate when men`s restrooms have no urinals and a bunch of women in them.
In hell you`re always trying to spread butter that`s too cold.
I think sharks eat people just to be on tv.
If your friends can accurately guess your age, you need to find dumber friends.
Let`s share...you take the grenade and I`ll take the pin.
I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that.
I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task.
No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.
hearing that Jesus loves you is very nice unless you`re in a Mexican prison
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
They should`ve added "Might lose a lot of sleep" in Facebook`s terms & conditions before signing up.