Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
when she says "size doesn`t matter" what she really means is "I have been disappointed before." :)
I`m really sick and tired of food having calories...
Hard butter is the devil.
How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
It`s so cold outside I just saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way up!
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
If I owned an auto collision shop, I’d name it “Auto Correct.”
I like people... From a distance.
The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
Under no circumstances shall a call be made to another male after 2 a.m., unless its to get bailed out of jail.
I`m leaving my body to science fiction
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!