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I put the o in illiterate!
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
I`m lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
DO NOT LIKE THIS… Unless you’re a sexy beast.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
I’ve been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree.
I`m going to start a band called "Free Beer" because when people see a sign that says "Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM" everyone is going to be there.
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
I like to track people down, knock on their front door and say "we have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"