Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security.
If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
There should be an "undo" button in an elevator for when you accidentally hit the wrong floor.
Things I didn`t learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you
No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
In my defense, I was left un-supervised...
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
My wife sure is picky for someone who married me.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Pee your name in the snow and you`ll quickly understand why they should teach cursive in our schools.
Surprise your wife today. Sell all her shoes and buy something nice for yourself.
My GF`s anti aging cream went bad ... How does anti aging cream have an expiration date?!
I`m at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage