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Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
Never judge a book by it`s movie.
My first crush was in kindergarten. I instantly knew I was doomed when she colored Neatly and Perfectly inside every line with a smug, superior smile
It`s everyone`s favorite holiday season where we try to guess if that was a firework or gunshot
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
A homeless guy just asked me for money, and I almost gave it to him, but then I thought... he`s just going to use it for alcohol, and then I thought... That`s what I`m going to use it for.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
Everytime I see a person jogging I already know they have facebook, everyone on facebook works out.
I`m no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
The nice thing about living in the southern states is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense here.
If nothing else, love is nice because it confirms that you do not hate everyone. Just everyone minus one.
Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.
thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
I feel like a nickle in the March of Dimes.