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" a fool and his money ----- are never around when you need a loan......"
Iām single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice!
I`m a huge fan of screaming "You`re welcome" really loud when people don`t say thank you...
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people so where my tolerance level is at.
They say if the palm of your hand itches, you`re going to get something. And if your crouch itches, you`ve already got it.
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.
Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
All I`m saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
To hell with the "dislike" button! i think we need a "who cares" button, a "WTF" button and a "STFU!" button. just saying.... Oh and a "lol" button because i just get tired of writing it! lol!
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.
Today I saw a girl with the word "Anel" on her butt. I was like, woah..it`s supposed to say "Anal"..it`s spelled wrong then I realized it was supposed to say "Angel". The G was stuck in her a$$crack
The trick to farting in an elevator is wearing a suit. No one ever suspects the guy in the suit.