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I`ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
Advantage #46 of being single. I have entire closets that are completely empty.
Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
She looks like the kind of girl that brings a suitcase on the first date.
I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
If I don’t talk to myself, who will?
It was all so different before everything changed.
Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
I may be crazy but I say if you can`t talk to yourself, who can you talk to.
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That`s it. No more reading!
When one door closes another one opens. Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work.
I`m tired of being the better person. One day I`d like to be the b!tch they claim I am.
What do you mean casual Friday does not mean drink wine and get drunk at work
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.