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Things to do today.....pet all the spiders in my house at least twice with my shoe.
Just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount...
You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
I`m a passionate supporter of things that don`t inconvenience me or require any type of action or physical effort.
It was so cold that when we milk the cows we got ice cream.
You look in good shape!!! Round is a shape isn`t it???
I`ll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way.
I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It`s not me, but I`m sure someone does...
I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I`m hilarious.
When the kids come home from school they close the door then almost immediately open another door..... The one to the fridge!!!!
Congratulation! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
I did a terrible job preparing for my Blue Man Group audition and boy is my face red
I feel like a nickle in the March of Dimes.