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When exactly are they going to make Xanax fit my Pez Dispenser?
What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
Bipolar smile :(: ...... Gets um everytime !
What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I`ll never hear the end of it.
I am at my most hostage negotiator when I see my 3 year old with a permanent marker without a lid.
A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on.
This is a lousy dating site.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves
The weather is so nice. I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run.