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There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.
Dogs lick each other`s butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I said: "Of course I would. I`d miss you, but I`d still love you."
Why doesn’t a deli slicer just have a scale on it?
Peanut butter and jelly. That´s what I like in my belly
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness....NO WE WON`T!!
You are by far my smartest and best looking friend on Facebook.
It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
The problem in general terms is that people suck.
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....