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It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
I like to sit outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"
I hope I never have to run for my life. It wouldn’t end well.
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.
Don`t talk to me about hard times. My dog just licked the last piece of pizza.
At this age, I drive everything like I stole it because sometimes I forget which car is mine.
Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope`s car.
Clapping: Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else`s accomplishments.
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
I always win at chess ... by hitting my opponent with a brick.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them
The best thing about my phone screen shattering is that it now matches my dreams and aspirations.