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I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
It`s Monday. I`m refreshed and ready to hate my Job
The real reason I`m not a superhero.... Pockets, I need my pockets.
I`m bringing sexy back...if I only I can remember where I had it last....
Watching movies alone sucks. There´s no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
The reason i connot lie is because i like big butts.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
Tomorrow is Valentines day, a holiday that comes along once a year to remind you that if you don`t have a special someone...I guess your alone.
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
My clothes are 75% off and this is not a sale.
Clapping: Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else`s accomplishments.
You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking it`s time and getting to know each one of us personally.
I`d be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.