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So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
The worlds gonna end in 5 days & I don`t know what I`m gonna wear.
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
Two Best Advices For Safe Life : 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ... 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..
I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what`s inside.
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something
My favorite part of country music is the part where I change the station.
your status deserves a standing ovation but I`m lazy I`ll just click `like`
Guy advice #221: Starting a load of laundry in the washing machine and then starting a load in the dryer counts as `2 loads` - just sayin`!
Receipts are just short-stories about how stupid you are with money.
My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...
Just realized the irony of putting Bacon on my VeggieBurger..........
According to my nipples, there;s a ninety-nine percent chance it`s cold as f*ck outside.
I fake my lol`s