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I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
Love is when the guy who stocks the liquor knows your name.
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you were thinking.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment
If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
My mother always used to think that my friends were bad influences. ..I wonder if she`s figured out yet that I was the one coming up with all the ideas? ;)
The best thing about smartphones is that you don`t have to refold maps anymore.
I put on real clothes today. What more do you want from me?
Honey, You really don`t need to drive me crazy, I am close enough to walk.
Having kids puts a new perspective on life.
To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the "tasty" box.