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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
real eyes realize real lies
Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she pours gasoline around your car.
How to get laid: 1)Lay on bed... Wait 1 hour until lay becomes past tense
There`s really no telling how successful I could have been if the internet hadn`t been invented...
I hate people who say "Age is just a number" — Age is clearly a word.
Uses 3 gallons of water to rinse out yogurt container so it can go into recycling bin
If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just be silently texting about their sh!tty Saturday & never make friends w/ each other.
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
My anger management class pisses me off
My favorite beer is the 15th one.
"Estimated Time of Arrival" on the GPS. Challenge accepted!
I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system.