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It`s not everyday you find a $50 bill in your pocket, I didn`t, but like I said it`s not everyday..
Instead of cleaning my house I just watch an episode of hoarders and think " Wow my house looks great"
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Apparently banned from the petting zoo...
Even this posting will offend some people, hopefully.
If you go for a jog and you don`t post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
You had me at "do we need to stop at the liquor store on the way to your place"
With all the botched executions lately, it has been suggested that we bring back the guillotine. But if we do that I`m sure heads will roll.
The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you`ll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.