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I don`t ever know where I`m at till I`m there
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
Plan B includes margaritas.
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he`s going to the clinic for a `work related` injury.
I think it`s safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody.
I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.
Announcement: .. the Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday
"How`s phone reception in the bathroom?" is an important question, but one you just can`t ask on a job interview.
Having a dirty mind makes simple conversation much more exciting!
Now that there is no FBI director we can finally make copies of VHS tapes
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.
How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.