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Unless you discovered a dead body, I don`t want to hear about your morning jog.
The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won`t need to adjust her driving.
If you don`t put your leftovers in Tupperware for like at least two weeks before throwing it in the trash... you`re doing it wrong.
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
What do crickets hear when they have an awkward silence?
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
I once ran a Half Marathon. Well, I say that because it sounds better than saying I collapsed and almost died halfway through a Full Marathon.
I`m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night.
Life in the fast lane ? Heck, I live in oncoming traffic.
Facebook should allow people to be in a relationship with food. That would be my relationship for eternity.
If your girlfriend has $15 and you have $30, your girlfriend actually has $45.
People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
My favorite in-laws are the ones that don`t exist.
Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.