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I may look like I`m doing nothing, but in my head I`m quite busy.
Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss.
I’d like to think I’ve taught Citibank a valuable lesson about handing out credit cards all willy-nilly.
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed
I can`t tell if I`m really nice but secretly an a$$hole or an a$$hole but secretly really nice.
Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
I`m under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that`s how weather works.
Slightly used Christmas tree only one month old. Paid $60. Looking for $40. No low ballers. Serious inquiries only. Come on let`s get this thing done.
It’s a status….not your diary…
If A-B-C-D didn`t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn`t have to be so rushed.
What kind of downward spiral would cause a person to "like" cream cheese on Facebook?
When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to freak people out… “Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?”