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Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
Every time I use a public bathroom, I always wonder why so many people have Sharpies on them at all times.
honestly I`ve never seen a tombstone that read "died from not forwarding a text to 10 people"
I hate when I forget my sunglasses and get caught staring at a woman`s boobs for 20 minutes.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
Remember before the internet when all the people at the video store knew you watched porn alone on Saturday mornings
Dear piece of paper that wont go in the dust pan ... f*ck you!
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.
I put the “Pro” in Procrastinate.
I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.
No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here.
I’m thinking there’s some type of filter that prevents normal people from like my page