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It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.
Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)
Half the journey is knowing where you’re parked.
The realization you`ve spoken too loudly when you exclaimed: " My Salad had NUTS!"
Ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?
The hardest part of having multiple kids is explaining why only your first child has a baby book.
I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.
Spiderman`s Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Daylight Savings makes us lose an hour... It’s kind of like Facebook.
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.
I`m on my 5th coffee, just in case you`re wondering about the "other way" to get to Narnia .
Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...
My favorite in-laws are the ones that don`t exist.