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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.
18 is TOO young to get married! You can`t even buy booze at 18! If you can`t buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?
If women really knew what men think, there would be restraining orders on all men.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Who me? Oh I`m just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
Whenever there is an awkward silence try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
I am one of those people who presses every button in the elevator when I`m getting out =]
If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
Why is it that flies can get in your car so easy, but can`t figure out how to escape with all the windows down.
Helpful Tip : Never ask the cop to hold your beer while you dig out your drivers license.
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
Clapping: Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else`s accomplishments.
If I can’t act weird around you, I’m sorry we can’t be friends.
Leave a comment if you`ve started drinking. Hit the `Like` button if you`re already sh!tfaced. *Cheers*