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Women don`t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think.
How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Sleep is like sex, you never get enough of it and sometimes it feels like it never happened at all.
[takes out checkbook][clicks pen] Alright, how much to make these Bit Strips to go away forever.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn`t for any religious reasons. They couldn`t find three wise men and a virgin.
A Positive attitude may not solve all our problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
I love this oscillating fan, 5 out of every 15 seconds.
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
Ohh sh!t, my b!tch button is stuck.
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I`m out like a fat kid playing dodge ball..
I`ve been having real problems with nuisance phone calls lately. The most common one seems to be "You said you`d be home from the bar three f*cking hours ago!"
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!