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Hi, it’s me. I can’t get to the phone right now, even though it’s right here in my hand.
HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I did last year.
When I bust a move , it stays busted.
You say tomato, I say summertime snowball.
As soon as I figure out who drank my 2 cases of beer, I`m gonna try to figure out why I`m so drunk.
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
The only person that can procrastinate more than me hasn`t even been born yet.
The worst part of Aquaman`s day has to be, when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.
Confession #156: I always prepare myself before stepping on the escalator
There should be an "oh my god, shut up already" button.
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
I dont have awkward moments I have "special" moments.e.g That "special" moment when my "special" ex learns that karma exist..