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Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
Could you guys just scroll a little? I was really funny yesterday.
The best things in life require no pants.
Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800`s isn`t a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
Mo’ money, mo’ problems. This explains why I don’t have problems.
Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 40 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 3. Now close your eyes.... It`s dark isn`t it.
That`s disgusting! (unless you`re up for it?)
If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I`m going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That`s what I did."
I went somewhere earlier and saw a frog parked illegally and the poor thing got toad!!
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
Missing my childhood super-powers, when I could sleep on the couch and wake up in bed.
Releasing a long silent fart as I walk through first class on the way to my economy seat is definitely my favorite part of boarding an aircraft.
Ways to Win my Heart: Buy me Beer Bring me Beer Be Beer.
Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist.
What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won`t buy the book.