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Decided to make a life altering decision today.... When I think of it I`ll let you know
You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
Have we even tried giving Mother Nature a Snickers?
For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
I`m not everyone`s cup of tea ... I`d rather be someone`s shot of tequila away.
Mom: You haven`t moved since I left 5 hours ago? Me: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from!!???
Gun Control: Use both hands
You make your own luck`.. a saying most popular with lucky f*ckers
My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
Stop, drop, and roll isn`t just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation.
wants to rock and roll all night
Before you have any hope for the future of humanity, come and look at how this guy parked.
With my eyes. That`s how I roll.
You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..