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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Damn boy! Are you a slinky? Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom.
I decided to go on a road trip and not come back till I ran out of money... I made it to the end of the driveway.
I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
I am so thankful for all the people that aren`t in my life.
I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? ...hmm
I can`t wait to get home and have make-up sex! ... I`ve been arguing all day with myself.
I`m painting a blue square in my garden, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
I think today I`m going to cut off the sleeves of my snuggie and walk around the neighborhood pretending I`m in a Clint Eastwood western movie.
If money cant buy happiness,explain beer!
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
Card on top of gift reads `I want you wearing this tonight` only to open the gift to find NOTHING
I have good taste, I just don`t have the money to prove it.
If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me.