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You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
My train of thought likes to circle around the station a few times, take some wrong turns, and end up totally lost.
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
Another beautiful morning I wish I was sleeping through.
Pumpkin for sale. Slightly used
Some of you are so dumb, I don`t even know how you found the internet.
I can only please one person a day...and today is not your day!
Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
I don`t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I`d be irresponsible too.
Not a day goes by when I don`t try to use The Force.