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Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
It’s proving very difficult to find a shop selling “Left Guard” for my other armpit…
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?
If you`re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
You know what tastes better than one taco? Two tacos!
Nothing gets me motivated for 10-15 seconds like a good inspirational quote.
There are people in life you could NEVER get tired of hitting with a shovel!!!
Asking a guy, "Are you done with that?" & pointing to his girlfriend, is frowned upon. Apparently.
I`m starting to get that "f*ck it" attitude about everything..
Is it just me, or is Fantasy Football basically Dungeons & Dragons for jocks?
All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
Sometimes I can`t figure out if I`m in pre-school... high school.. oh wait, I`m at work.
If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just be silently texting about their sh!tty Saturday & never make friends w/ each other.
You have no idea how funny I am to me.