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The worst part about looking for a job is if you`re successful, you end up with a job.
"I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
My doctor said he`s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
People that say “money doesn’t buy happiness” obviously have never been divorced.
the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
I should`ve married myself. I`ve never said no to sex. Not once. Not one single time ever.
Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
went to the book store earlier to buy a Where´s Waldo book. When I got there, I couldn´t find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
Internet went down so I had to spend time with my family. They seem like good people.
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter just decided to shut down and you see all these confused people coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
Campers: Nature`s way of feeding mosquitoes.