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79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
Don`t hate me because I think I`m beautiful.
If you watch the Twilight movies backwards, Kristen Stewart still can`t act.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
Coffee is just a hug for your insides.
I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer.
The best way to make a bad day better is by adding alcohol.
Who decided to call the man purse a satchel and not a douchebag?
Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head"
It`s always darkest before the dawn. So if you`re going steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s be the time to do it.
I guess if you spoke your mind, you´d be speechless, huh?
My chemistry teacher asked us what the heaviest metal was today. Apparently "Megadeath" was the wrong answer.
Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It`s called Facebook.