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The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
Not to brag, but I`m pretty good in bed. I don`t snore or steal covers, and I only pee if something startles me.
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
My favorite flavor of ice cream is yes.
A mistress is something between a Mister and a mattress.
Day 8. You should be thankful that I`m medicated
Me at age 5 "I wish I had a $1" Me at age 10 "I wish I had $100" Me at age 17 "I wish I had $1,000,000" Me at age 26 "I wish I had $1"
I should come with a warning label.
Mcdonalds Drive thru: Do you want a girl toy or a boy toy? Me: You have those here?!
If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!
A dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.
All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don`t even remember what he did anymore.
iTunes got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.
when i die i want to be thrown out of an airplane with a superman costume