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It’s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
I put the pro in inappropriate.
Laugh if you will but this night-light has an undefeated record at repelling Boogeymen.
Nothing like calling off work and watching porn all morning.
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Nothing is more heartbreaking than unappreciated sarcasm!
My girlfriend asked me to send some dirty pics. So I sent her a picture of my sink full of dishes. :)
Werewolves tend to transform only upon noticing a full moon already in the sky, implying the affliction is 100% psychological.
I think the Worst Part about admitting you are an Alcoholic ..is People expect you to Quit Drinking.
If my memory gets any worse I`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
If you see a girl or guy post pictures of their cat you know they`re single.
Boobs are like model trains. They were originally for children but grown men always want to play with them.
Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
Personal trainer said we`re going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese...He hates me.
Yesterday I saw something that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it!