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Sarcasm: because snapping a neck is frowned upon in a court of law.
The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
I hope Karma smacks some people before I do.
Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds.
"May the 4th" be with you!
Someone`s gotta break it to people under 25 that cameras can also point away from themselves.
I hate it when people like their own statuses * At this point you like your status for dramatic effect*
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
Iām pretty sure I could start a new life with only the crap in my car.
A mosquito landed on my balls... Hardest decision of my life.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
A new day : the possibilities, endless. the funds, insufficient.
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered a "Booby Prize" really wasn`t boobies at all...:(
The only difference between McDonald`s and my work is McDonald`s has only got one clown running the show.
It`s always the rednecks that know all the inner most conspiracies of the government.