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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
Well, one week smoke free, only 4 dead, 27 injured… not bad…
The one good thing about an egotist. They don`t talk about other people.
Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You`re welcome
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
Commence six months of the clock in my car being wrong.
Everything is so much funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.
You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and my power goes out.
It`s not that people use only 10% of their brains, it`s that only 10% of people use their brains.
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
what happends when chemists pass away...We Barium.
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)