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Of all the things I have lost in life I mis my mind the most
Sometimes you can tell it’s going to be a bad day when someone you don’t like is smiling.
My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
Like this if you can’t think of a clever status either.
My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
When a woman says, "I`m NOT crazy" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That`s universal for, "You`re going to die."
I won the Twister contest hands-down.
Marijuana is a type of flower, therefore I am a florist not a drug dealer :p
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you`re not allowed to use them. Because nothing says class like useless towels.
Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Friday.
If pigs could fly, nobody would be eating chicken wings.
I hate it when old people poke you at weddings and say you`re next. So I`ve started poking them at funerals
When reality kicks in… add more booze.