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For all those girls that say `all guys are the same` ... Who told you to try them all? Hoe.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.
Deep down, we`re all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
You post all of your drama on Facebook. Then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid.
Ahhh..Sunday..the biggest decision of the day...to bathe or not to bathe.
I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
A magic eraser, but for my bar tab.
Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.
Isn`t it weird when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
I always say, your laundry is never completely done, unless you do it in the nude. Which probably explains the strange looks at the laundrymat this afternoon.
I never think twice about helping others.In fact, I never think once about it.