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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they`re transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise.
I was enjoying our conversation, but then I stopped talking and the whole thing got really boring.
Alcohol goes in ... Happiness comes out.
If my body was a car, I`d trade it in for a newer model. Cause everytime I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and my exhaust backfires.
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
That awkward moment when you imagine your own funeral...
I`m not saying your cat doesn`t care about you, I`m saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well.
I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
Being unsure has never stopped me from making a decision.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That`s a ghost finishing sex with you.
People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy.