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Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
I`d like to give a special thanks to my feet for supporting me and to my arms for being by my side at all times.
Ninja Mode is not a plausible excuse for not being seen at work.
I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
If karma doesn`t hit you, I gladly will.
Don`t bother trying to figure me out...not even the little voices in my head understand me...it`s pointless.
Carfax but for people
In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION. OPEN DOORS SLOWLY ... My best time so far is 7 min.
Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don`t
How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
"I love you unconditionally*." -God *certain terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details.
Some people should come with subtitles.
I have two words for this week. BEER ME!!!