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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
You see I, I´ve raise a toast to all of us. Who are breakin´ our backs everyday. If wantin´ the good life is such a crime. Lord, then put me away, yeah, here´s to you
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car.
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes.
Do you know what this house is missing? A box of $#!+, Let`s get a cat.
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
lifes a laugh, start living it!
Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life! Unless you’re an idiot. In that case, please listen carefully.
People often say laughter is the best medicine, but they neglect to mention that an overdose can cause one’s ass to fall off.
Work is one long game of back and forth emails with cleverly disguised f*ck you`s.
I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever
If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.